The Republic of East Gia Newskers is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 13.791 billion Newskersians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhine. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Newskersian economy, worth a remarkable 4,198 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 304,408 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitration is mightier than the sword, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and behind every local dictator is a Newskersian advisor whispering in their ear. Crime is totally unknown. East Gia Newskers's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

East Gia Newskers is ranked 131,289^th in the world and 3,119^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 803.14 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.